Tuesday, November 11, 2008

To whom it may concern:

Middle daughter is incredibly affronted because she owns only one (ONE!) Webkinz. She is also very angry as her evil mother will not drop $15.00 on a whim so that she can add to her collection. Because her friends own, like, seven or eight Webkinz - duh! Little sis is also upset that she has not contributed to the Webkinz phenomenon. These girls wholeheartedly agree that they would prefer Webkinz to say a roof over their heads or food on the table. Tears have been shed.

As such I am writing to suggest that if anyone is need of a Christmas idea I believe I have one.

The worst most evil horrendous mother on the planet


hokgardner said...

I'm eviler than you. My daughters don't have ANY webkinz at all.

Jennifer said...

I am the most evil as I don't even know what a Webkinz is!