tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78331713452986330652024-03-13T00:11:35.064-07:00peculiar mommaMother, writer, photographer, dabblerShalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.comBlogger585125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-42028640974675824422018-10-29T20:06:00.001-07:002018-10-29T20:12:04.367-07:00Raw and TenderI've been a bit raw and tender lately; like an egg that has cracked and the yolk spread across the kitchen floor.<br />
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Yesterday, at the end of my shift, I put my headphones on and settled in to finish my medical records. The headphones serve to isolate me so that I will focus and get my work done. They served their purpose because I looked over and there were my co-workers, performing CPR. Our receptionist had barreled into the treatment area cradling a dying dog. The team had immediately mobilized. One person climbed up onto the table, straddled the dog and began chest compressions. Another placed an IV catheter. A third person set up the ecg. A fourth placed an endotracheal tube and began breathing for the patient. It was just like you'd see on tv. Only the efforts were for a dog rather than a person.<br />
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In my ears was <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1SOhwfbys" target="_blank">Stevie Nicks. Landslide</a>.<br />
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And with that I stepped outside of my body. I floated somewhere to the side of the physical me and felt all the feels. Pride at my co-workers and their amazing dedication and ability. Sorrow for the people who were, in all likelihood, about to lose their dog. Confusion about the randomness of life. Helplessness as I watched it all unfold.<br />
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The world has been challenging as of late. All the bad things on the news. It's particularly difficult for someone like me. I internalize it. I feel, sometimes too much, for the people involved.<br />
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In the midst of all of this my husband and I have been attending a weekly class in <a href="http://ccare.stanford.edu/education/about-compassion-cultivation-training-cct/" target="_blank">Compassion Cultivation Training</a>. These weekly meetings, with a group of strangers, have begun to feel like therapy. Tears have been shed. More than once. <br />
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Today we meditated. We inhaled darkness and expelled light. In and out. In and out. In with the darkness, take the darkness into your heart, and, like a furnace with coal, transform the darkness into light. Exhale the light.<br />
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We've learned some mantras. And one I now whisper to my patients; especially those that are being euthanized.<br />
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May you be safe.<br />
May you be happy.<br />
May you be free.<br />
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Wage peace with your breath.</div>
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Breathe in firemen and rubble, breathe out whole buildings and flocks of red wing blackbirds.</div>
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Breathe in terrorists </div>
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and breathe out sleeping children and freshly mown fields.</div>
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Breathe in confusion and breathe out maple trees.</div>
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Breathe in the fallen and breathe out lifelong friendships intact.</div>
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Wage peace with your listening: hearing sirens, pray loud.</div>
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Remember your tools: flower seeds, clothes pins, clean rivers.</div>
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Make soup.</div>
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Play music; memorize the words for thank you in three languages.</div>
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Learn to knit, and make a hat.</div>
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Think of chaos as dancing raspberries,</div>
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imagine grief </div>
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as the out breath of beauty </div>
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or the gesture of fish.</div>
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Swim for the other side.</div>
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Wage peace.</div>
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Never has the world seemed so fresh and precious:</div>
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Have a cup of tea and rejoice.</div>
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Act as if armistice has already arrived.</div>
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Celebrate today.</div>
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Tonight we were asked to make a commitment for this week. Give away one thing per day. Your time. Your heart. Your genuine attention. Money. A book. A poem. A gift.<br />
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I was reminded of something my daughters and I used to do when bad things happened. Something that has fallen by the wayside. We used to buy coffee gift cards and <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/peculiarmomma/2329767977/in/album-72157594365703143/" target="_blank">write handwritten notes</a>. Then we'd hand them out, leave them in flower pots, and tuck them in library books. </div>
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It may not make a difference. But I'd like to think we left a little light in the world. </div>
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I've had this blog for ten years now. And haven't written much as of late. But the voice inside my head has been telling stories lately and I'm here to translate.<br />
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It's weird to go back and read old posts. I've grown a lot. I'm calmer now. Less angry. More understanding. We all have the capacity for change. </div>
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Love and light. </div>
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-47923223215661730562018-10-22T14:28:00.001-07:002018-10-22T14:44:21.611-07:00Life, Death and Autumn Leaves<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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My life revolves around death. I live through the grief and trauma of death every day that I work. And on days I'm not working death still permeates my life. Death has seeped into my skin. It sits with me as I make coffee. It rests on my shoulder as browse Pinterest. It walks beside me as I feed the chickens. And it presses into me as I get the mail. I'm not dying (at least not any more than we all are) but I am constantly reminded that death waits for us all and no one is exempt.<br />
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I've done a lot of inner work around death. It's a necessary part of my being. This inner work keeps me living as I help others grieve. I meditate, study buddhism, and train in compassion. I'm not a particularly religious person but I do delve into fantasy about what happens after we die; I love the principles of universal energy and the idea of reincarnation.<br />
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Recently I euthanized a cat; a sweet creature whose kidneys had shut down after a monumental battle. This cat's owner was deeply religious and she had come to peace with her decision. Then she said something that startled me. She said that, though she loved her cat, she knew her cat did not have a soul. Thus euthanasia was okay.<br />
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I understand that these were the words of a grieving woman. And I hope her belief helps her to navigate life without her kitty. But I must respectfully disagree. If anything has a soul it is animals. Perhaps, though, she has never looked into the eyes of a great horned owl and seen the world inside. Perhaps, then, she'd change her mind.<br />
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But I digress. On Friday someone in our circle passed away. Someone we knew was ill but didn't expect to be gone so soon. Someone our age. My husband called me at work to break the news.<br />
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Now death follows me like a loyal dog; I can't even go to the bathroom alone. But for my husband it is different. Death stays sleeping in the corner and it's easy enough for him to forget that it's even there, lying quietly in wait. So when death showed up it was a shock and a surprise. My husband was bawling.<br />
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I had a long weekend of work ahead. Emotionally wrought cases. People with anxiety and fear. Lives to be pulled from the brink and lives to release to the ether. So I took the news and tucked it into my pocket. I shoved it deep and did my best to ignore the news.<br />
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But this morning? This morning was different. I had the day off and started by reading <a href="http://www.poetseers.org/contemporary-poets/mary-oliver/mary-oliver-poems/when-death-comes/" target="_blank">some poetry</a>. Then I listened to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b1OwCG8WN8" target="_blank">music</a>. And I cracked wide open. Because death remains random and impossible to understand. <i>Why one person and not another? Is there a universal plan? And what about his family? How are they to cope with this grief?</i><br />
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Needless to say I spent some time crying in the shower, listening to music and singing through my tears. And the big question remained. How best can we honor those that have passed?<br />
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Here's what I've come up with. We need to live our best lives. This doesn't mean standing on a cliff wearing a perfectly coifed dress which romantically flutters during a highly manufactured instagram moment. Rather it means finding the beauty in EVERY day. No matter what the day or where you are. <br />
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Let the sun shine brightly through the windows of the car during your commute. Watch the birds migrate through the sky. Pull over by your favorite trees and crunch through the fallen leaves. Stop and smell the flowers. Take a bath. Hug more and longer. Forgive. Hold hands. Tell people how truly beautiful they are. Do all these things and then some. Because only this day, this moment, is a given. And nothing else is guaranteed.<br />
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When death comes<br />
like the hungry bear in autumn;<br />
when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse</div>
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to buy me, and snaps the purse shut;<br />
when death comes<br />
like the measle-pox</div>
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when death comes<br />
like an iceberg between the shoulder blades,</div>
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I want to step through the door full of curiosity, wondering:<br />
what is it going to be like, that cottage of darkness?</div>
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And therefore I look upon everything<br />
as a brotherhood and a sisterhood,<br />
and I look upon time as no more than an idea,<br />
and I consider eternity as another possibility,</div>
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and I think of each life as a flower, as common<br />
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and each name a comfortable music in the mouth,<br />
tending, as all music does, toward silence,</div>
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and each body a lion of courage, and something<br />
precious to the earth.</div>
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When it’s over, I want to say all my life<br />
I was a bride married to amazement.<br />
I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.</div>
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When it’s over, I don’t want to wonder<br />
if I have made of my life something particular, and real.</div>
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I don’t want to find myself sighing and frightened,<br />
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I don’t want to end up simply having visited this world</div>
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-13924006764799415222016-04-27T23:16:00.000-07:002016-04-27T23:16:00.126-07:00One of those days ... Tonight I watched a movie about Walt Disney: <a href="http://waltbeforemickey.com/" target="_blank">Walt Before Mickey</a>. The movie had 4 1/2 stars on Netflix. I was expecting big things. The movie itself was fine, but, honestly, not worth the stars. The stars, really, were for the sentiment.<br />
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<i>Keep on trucking. If, at first you don't succeed, try and try again. Get back on that horse. Hang in there </i>(complete with a kitten hanging precariously from a branch). <i>I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. </i><br />
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And really? These sentiments are how people succeed. <i>Honestly and truly</i>. KEEP GETTING UP. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. And yet. There are days when getting out of bed seems more challenge than it is worth. Days when being an adult, when doing the RIGHT THING comes with little to no tangible reward. Days when a bottle of wine, a fuzzy blanket and 24 hour pajamas are the best you can muster. Today was one of those days.<br />
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One of those days where I found out I have to appear in front of the veterinary medical examining board for an error I did not commit (but an error I am ultimately responsible for - and rightly so). One of those days where I signed a notarized document to destroy my daughter's cord stem cells (because they weren't going to cure my father's Parkinson's Disease). One of those days where I did dishes and laundry and tried so hard to revel in the magic of the world. But fell short. <i>Oh so short</i>. And the laundry and the dishes managed to cavort like a set of lustful rabbits multiplying behind my back.<br />
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One of those days when I saw the hate thrown around in the world. One of those days where my shoulders are tense, my ear is ringing and I just can't seem to find my place. Like the prototypical square peg in a round hole I just can't seem to fit and I'm not sure to whom I should register a complaint. God? The Universe?<br />
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Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s): I am so sorry to complain. Because, really, there are so many things going right in my life. But at this very moment, Sir/Madam, I am struggling -- with fear. With uncertainty. What if? What if things go wrong? And, on the other hand, what if they go right? Can you please help me get through the next six months? The next year? The next five years? Could you, possibly, send me some assurance that it will all be okay -- <i>really and truly okay</i>. <br />
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On days like today being responsible for three other beings scares the living daylights out of me. How can I possibly provide for them -- financially, emotionally -- when I'm not sure I can even provide for myself?<br />
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And then I feel another guilt. Guilt for even indulging in this self pity. For God's sake THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN CHINA! What right do I have, as one sitting in a HOUSE with FOOD and ELECTRICITY and INTERNET, to complain. I have <i>no</i> right. Obviously I am in error and quite clearly doing this thing all wrong because I HAVE SO MUCH.<br />
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But then, I know, deep inside, that sometimes a good cry, a good and thorough pity party, is necessary. I'm hoping my tears will dredge the trenches and allow for clearer thoughts, new insights and new determination. And maybe tomorrow - pants (baby steps). <br />
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So I sit here tonight -- in full pity mode. I will cry myself to sleep. And tomorrow will be a new day with which to carry on.<br />
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There is something particular about the slant of light in the fall; it is as if the sun knows we are leaving and she is reaching out, stretching her rays and begging us to stay. <i>No. Please. Pleeeaaase don’t go!</i> All the while we are spinning away, our own hands outstretched, saying we are sorry, we’d really rather not leave but we must. The saying “absence makes the heart grow fonder” holds true; fall is fleeting and therefore we (most of us at least) are mesmerized by her show. </div>
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Once a week I drive to the country to buy milk. And I take the long way home. I drive slow, slower than most would like, as I am staring google-eyed out the window. Other people, those not impressed by the light, pass me and flip me the bird. Truth-be-told I could care less. I intend to live to be one-hundred-years-old. If I succeed this means I only have fifty-six falls left in my short life. I intend to make the most of them. </div>
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This afternoon, while in the country, I saw a rainbow. I slammed on the brakes and my milk went flying; my new car has now been appropriately christened. I got out and took the camera I had on hand — my phone. I focused on the rainbow and snapped my shot. At nearly the same time an osprey took flight and let out a haunting call. For an ephemeral moment I was one with the world; this moment was so perfect I thought my chord tendineae, my heart strings, might rupture; if they had you’d find me laying dead by the side of the road with an orgasmic grin on my face and my car covered in milk (or perhaps, by that time, cheese). But I didn't die because I have fifty-six autumns remaining. Perhaps, in my hundredth year, my heart strings will finally give out while I’m puttering around outside— what an amazing way to go. </div>
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In the meantime I’m stretching those cardiac tendons of mine and driving like a half-wit through the back country roads. If you come across my dawdling orange car you have two options: 1) show me your middle finger, press on the gas and get to wherever you are going in an expedited manner or 2) you can pull over and listen to the birds and watch the leaves dance in the light and breath in the crisp fall air and know what it truly feels like to be alive. 'Tis entirely up to you. </div>
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Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-25993595046290433522015-07-09T21:04:00.000-07:002015-07-09T22:10:59.116-07:00Call it Desire<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The street cars stop right outside our hotel. They are gorgeous and I could sit and watch them all day. Each one is different. Some cars are local but many are not. They were brought here for restoration and preservation; functional nostalgia.<br />
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We rode a car from end-of-line to end-of-line. We clacked our way through the city and jumped at the sparks that hissed from above. There was a particular noise that came from the ceiling, a sort-of a patter, as if an giant cockroach was marching across the roof. I imagined this roach powering the machine; his every step a volt that sent the car along the tracks. At the end of the line I stepped out and looked up. The roach was invisible. All I could see was his antennae connected to the grid. <br />
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We are in the nitty gritty heart of the city. Diversity lives here. As does disparity. The city is a good lesson in privilege and class. Truth is we're all only a dysfunctional ganglion (or two) away from those folks sleeping in the rain.<br />
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There are so many people here with their hands out. In want. In need. It's hard to know when to give and when to hold back. Despite our privilege money is finite. At least in our here and now. And so we must choose.<br />
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We gave to the man asking for nothing but smiles (and he gave genuine smiles in return).<br />
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It's raining now and I have the urge to run into the street yelling 'Stella!' at the top of my lungs. I'm sure I wouldn't be the first nor would I be the last. Instead I'm going back up to our room. I'm going to talk to my girls about what it is to be us and what it might feel like to be someone else. Then I'm going to ask them to each write a poem; about any topic their heart desires.<br />
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-28273198560616920262015-06-27T20:34:00.000-07:002015-06-27T20:38:12.251-07:00When Pigs Fly<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Tonight we walked through an alley full of art. Sanctioned graffiti. A man sat on a curb next to a dumpster; the dumpster smelled so horrific my son visibly gagged. The man played the trumpet. The music was mournful. And beautiful. The alley reminded me of what it was to be human; ugliness and beauty tangled together, dancing.<br />
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Tonight we walked. And we went to dinner. We talked about the Supreme Court's decision to allow gay marriage. We all agreed -- why not? Our family is our family. Nobody else's family or values or decisions can harm our foundation, our core. Love is love. </div>
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Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-35119995515609180342015-06-19T13:28:00.000-07:002015-06-19T14:07:24.802-07:00Yesterday<div class="p1">
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<span class="s1">The other night, at 3:00 am, a middle-aged African American man walked into our clinic. He did not bring a pet. His eyes were red and he was jumpy, he talked too fast. He said he’d been in to see us before, with his dogs. He asked us to look him up so he could prove who he was. We found his file. He said he worked nights and went to school during the day. He said he didn’t sleep much. He said he was trying to get home and was out of gas. He asked for five dollars. He said he’d pay it back. </span></div>
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Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-33468734355971467562015-01-20T14:51:00.001-08:002015-01-20T14:55:57.986-08:00Our three day weekend ended in a meltdown. Little, who is eleven, had a paper due. One she hadn't worked on over the weekend. Her weekend was spent being a kid and playing with friends. We didn't find out she had the assignment until the breakdown happened. At 10:00 pm. The night before the paper was due.<br />
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She was bawling. Her sister had made fun of one of the sentences she'd written. Little said she knew, <i>she knew</i>, she was a terrible writer. TERRIBLE. And her teacher was going to be mad at her. HER TEACHER WAS GOING TO HATE HER. <br />
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Little's father and I told her not to worry about it. Don't do the paper. It's not worth the stress. But she couldn't let it go. She worked herself into a frenzy. Her shoulders tensed, knotted, and then she couldn't sleep. She went to bed around 1:00 am. <br />
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Now me -- I'd been working all weekend. Nights. And Monday was my zombie day. A day I was awake but not fully present. A day of recovery. I rubbed Little's shoulders. Told her it was okay. But I did not have the energy to help her write. I also did not get to sleep until the wee hours of the morning. Middle, who went to bed at the same time, had to be up a six. As did Papa.<br />
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Papa, graciously, got himself and Middle up. He let Little and I sleep. This afternoon he is napping. Because he, too, is exhausted.<br />
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Today we let Little play hooky. I'll be getting the phone calls and admonishments from the school. Because it's not okay to miss class. <br />
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Today we went to the library. And a coffee shop with macaroons and blue cheese and pear sandwiches. We are working on this assignment. Eight paragraphs about dogs. Something that should be simple but now is not. <br />
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Little is a good writer. But she needs to be gentle with herself. First drafts are just that - first drafts. They are meant to be corrected. Writing takes time. And patience. <br />
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Little also needs inspiration. Right now she is working on her own project. Something for fun. She is re-writing popular lyrics and infusing them with Minecraft lingo. Is this any less valuable than a report on dogs? <br />
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I can accept stress in my life. As an adult stress is my burden to bear. But a kid should be a kid; which, to me, means to play and explore. Not to stress and panic. Not at eleven. <br />
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I worry for our kids. All of them. We are sacrificing their beautiful creative minds for quadratic formulas and papers on dog. I worry our world has moved forward but our schooling has not. Not the fault of teachers but of system that is nothing short of an archaic bureaucratic nightmare.<br />
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Right now Little is taking a break. She's written four of eight paragraphs. She is petting the dog and singing. Were she in school her behavior would be inappropriate, disruptive. And rightly so. I can't imagine trying to teach 30 to 40 kids, each with different needs. <br />
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We, as a family, are working to find a solution. For Middle this means a mixture of online and home/unschooling which will start next semester. Little has also been given this option but she wants to stay where she is -- at least for now. <br />
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I'm trying to move forward with an open mind and an open heart. But I worry. For your kids and for mine. What a world. <br />
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-63301029708029157332014-08-02T16:27:00.001-07:002014-08-02T16:27:52.283-07:00The Quest for One Direction: The Conclusion<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Alas our concert quest has come to an end. Actually it ended with the last day of school and report cards. My daughter's grades simply weren't up to snuff (not even close). </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">She worked hard. Very hard. She came home from school and babysat. And pet sat. Then she'd do homework. But she couldn't do it all. She had a herculean task in front of her and it was simply too much. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">And so, when school ended, she came to me and told me she was putting the concert tickets up for sale. No fuss. No moaning and groaning. I suspect she wanted to spend her summer relaxing rather than working. And I don't blame her. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The two big tickets sold this week. For $900.00 a piece. No joke. There was a 15% surcharge to sell the tickets. The rest of the money goes to the girls. They earned it. The two smaller tickets are also up for sale but haven't sold yet. </span><br />
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<span class="s1">Rather I must continue to work hard in school. To counteract the C+ I must receive an A in one of my core classes next semester (Geometry, Science, Spanish, Advanced Language Arts or Advanced Social Studies). It is also noted that, though important for my physical health, an A in Physical Education is not an appropriate counterbalance to Geometry. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Oh, and PS, we have two jewelry bars scheduled for March(hooray!). If you are interested in helping "the cause" you can check out our jewelry site at <a href="http://peculiarfamily.origamiowl.com/">peculiarfamily.origamiowl.com</a>. Also, if you live in our area I know a great baby and/or pet sitter. :o)</span></div>
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As of right now the girls have their One Direction balance down to $754.81. I am told there is another $400.00 or so pending from my daughter's cohort (Christmas money and from the sale of an xbox). I've yet to receive these funds and am thus not counting my chickens before they hatch. </div>
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As an additional source of income Chloe and I have started a small business; we are now independent designers for Origami Owl. Origami Owl is a social selling jewelry company that allows mother/daughter teams. Thus we are learning the ins and outs of small business; costs vs profits. <br />
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To start this venture we had to make an initial investment of $175.00 (the starter package plus shipping). I agreed to front the starter money. However, Chloe will not be able to profit from our business until the starter money is earned back. We are nearly there. If you are interested in supporting our cause and getting some fun jewelry at the same time check us out at:<br />
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If you remember from our <a href="http://peculiarmomma.blogspot.com/2013/11/so-technically-my-daughter-is-felon.html" target="_blank">initial contract</a> Chloe had to get all A's and B's on her report card. She is a smart cookie so in theory this should be easy. However she has had trouble turning in her homework (a component of her attention deficit, which by the way, was a major contributing factor to the impromptu ticket purchase). Her mid-trimester grades were not up to par; not even close. We've been working very hard to bring these grades up. This means less time with friends and lots of time with Mom at coffee shops, work and other venues. And our efforts are paying off. If Chloe keeps up all the hard work she will have all A's and B's before the trimester ends. </div>
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Chloe has a big assignment in her Advanced Language Arts class. They are reading "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens. She will be expected to keep copious notes on all the characters in the book. This is an assignment that she can not afford to get behind on. </div>
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<span class="s1">We are having Thanksgiving at my parent’s house; a house with which I am familiar but not the home I grew up in. My sister and her family are not here. Instead, indefinitely, they are <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sailing-with-Lil-Explorers-Catamaran-and-Crew/281505708649584" target="_blank">in Panama on a sailboat</a>. Someone is here in my sister’s place, Cindy. Cindy used to be my sister’s nanny. Now she has a family of her own; a husband, baby Grace, and two foster girls. What must these girls think of our motley crew? </span></div>
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<span class="s1">The foster girls go up to Cindy and give her gigantic hugs. They are sweet and polite and full of affection. They’ve only lived with her family for two weeks. I wonder what has happened in their life such that they would end up here. I do not want to ask, especially not in front of them. I am in awe of Cindy and her husband and the way they are contributing to our collective whole. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">And I am thankful. For food. For family. For friends. For days off work. I am grateful to those who are working in my place; I’ll pay you back at Christmas when the roles are reversed. </span></div>
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Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-89038252767453320022013-11-27T14:49:00.001-08:002013-11-27T23:08:15.796-08:00So, Technically, My Daughter is a Felon. <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Those of you who are friends with me on Facebook already know the story, at least the beginning. For those of you who haven't heard, here's what went down yesterday. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">While I was sleeping (I'd worked the night before) my 13-year-old daughter took my credit card and bought two 4th row tickets for <a href="http://www.onedirectionmusic.com/us/home/" target="_blank">One Direction</a> to the tune of $600.00 a piece. That's right. $1200.00 for two concert tickets. Did she ask permission? No. No she did not. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">This concert takes place in Phoenix, Arizona which is a mere 1111 miles from here. After she bought the tickets she started to cry. Not from remorse. Rather from pure joy. <i>One Direction! Harry!</i> <i>Niall! </i>The marketing machine that is One Direction has my daughter hook, line and sinker. </span><br />
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<span class="s1">I, the undersigned, acknowledge that I willfully committed fraud. I used my mother’s credit card, without permission, and racked up $1200.00 worth of charges. I understand that my parents are being lenient by not filing a police report. I also understand that stealing a sum greater than $1000.00 is a felony in the State of Oregon. Furthermore I understand that if convicted of a felony I could face up to a year in prison. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">My parents have been clear with me; $600.00 a ticket for 4th row One Direction seats is an unfortunate and irresponsible use of money. There are many ways this money could be put to better use. However it has also been acknowledged that I am my own person and as such I am allowed to spend my money as I choose. The money used to buy these tickets, however, was not my money. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">By signing this document I irrefutably admit I have the coolest most wonderful parents on the planet. They are <i>the best</i> because they are allowing me the chance to earn this money for myself. The money put on the credit card will be considered a loan. As a loan this money will be subject to interest. Given that I am 13-years-old and with a questionable credit rating the interest rate will be 28% per annum. Any given month that I do not cover the minimum payment a late fee of $30.00 will be charged to my account. In addition I will be charged interest on the interest should the minimum payment not be met. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">I acknowledge that buying concert tickets to a stadium several states away is only the beginning of expenses I would expect to incur should the concert be attended. If I am to attend said concert I will have to buy concert tickets for my mother and my sister. In addition I will have to buy plane tickets for all four of us (my mother, my sister, my friend and myself). I will be responsible for all transportation costs (gas, rental car, vehicle insurance, etc). In addition I will be responsible for lodging, food and incidentals (concert tee shirts, etc). </span></div>
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<span class="s1">Once I calculate these expenses I will put them in a spreadsheet and present them to my parents. Then a mutually acceptable timeline will be agreed upon and monthly financial goals will have to be met. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">I am allowed to be creative in earning the money for this trip. I can set up a Go Fund Me or similar account. It has been suggested that it will take all my creative spirit to convince people I unequivocally NEED to attend this concert. I may not beg my parents for money. I may not beg my relatives for money. I understand that the chores completed at home are my responsibility as a member of this family and as such do not come with monetary compensation. If I am to sell items such as crafts or baked goods I am responsible for the seed money needed to create said items. No additional loans will be granted. </span></div>
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<span class="s1">I also understand that my schooling can not suffer. I must, from this point forward, get no grade less than a B. If my grades are lacking I understand the tickets will be immediately disposed of. I will, however, still be responsible for the monies borrowed. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Truth-be-told I will be shocked if my daughter is able to comply with the terms of this contract. If she earns the money and maintains her GPA then good for her. I'll see you in Phoenix next September. If she is unable to earn the money then I hope she will at least have learned something about life and its concomitant costs. And, perhaps, she'll even have a bit of extra change in her pocket. <br /><br />Oh the joys of parenting! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Note: we've already had a spirited discussion about interest on loans. Indeed it appears lessons are being learned. :o)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Addendum: after this blog post my daughter has decided to start her own blog and write from her perspective. You can see her post <a href="http://peculiarchloe.blogspot.com/2013/11/i-am-13-year-old-felon-technically.html" target="_blank">here</a>. </span><br />
<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-89869132585235276062013-11-14T10:04:00.001-08:002013-11-14T10:19:00.794-08:00Why I Write<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">I ran over to the dane hoping to intercept any potential interaction but did not move fast enough. The biting, slithering, mess of a terrier slid right up to our gargantuan patient. And that gentle giant of a dog simply cocked his head in curiosity. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><i>Oh thank you! Thank you! </i> I was becoming more and more bonded with this fabulous black beast. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">We threw a towel over the terrier and tackled him. He was muzzled and subsequently subdued with medication. <i>Oh me oh my!</i></span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">A bit worse for wear I returned to the lobby, reassured the terrier’s owner and resumed my conversation with the dane’s owners. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Though his medical situation was not ideal the dane had a chance for recovery. With supportive care and time he may be able to walk again. The couple didn’t say a word. Instead they looked at me, blinked, and then looked at each other. And I knew. <i> Fuck. Fuck it all to hell.</i> They were going to euthanize. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">They wanted to be present and wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. I pulled the sickly pink solution into a 20 cc syringe. I sat in front of this wonderful dog and he looked at me, his mouth open and panting. He trusted me. We were friends. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">His owners stood over him and I gave the injection. I caught his bowling ball of a head as it fell to the ground. His owners turned on their heels and left, leaving me on the speckled floor next to their precious dead dog. I lowered my head to his once again and began to cry. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Then the aluminum doors burst open and another emergency beckoned. I stood, wiped my eyes and, with no other choice, returned to work. </span></span></div>
Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-5855864107810601742013-11-10T18:59:00.002-08:002013-11-11T00:55:38.782-08:00What I've Never Told You. <div class="p1">
<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">What I’ve never told you is I believe in magic. Irrational irrevocable magic. </span></span><br />
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The sun, when it shines through the windshield spreading a layer of warmth across my chest -- that’s magic. That’s the universe cradling me, holding my heart, as I make my way through the world. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The stars, that twinkle at 2:00 am, as I step in the back alley of the the strip mall, a brief respite from the night shift. These stars are crepuscular magical beacons. Luminaries from the heart of the beast. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The dog, who twitches and trembles and growls in his sleep, chasing the squirrel of his dreams. Then wakes -- abundantly happy, bouncing and bounding. A life lived in the moment. He is unadulterated magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The frost that covers my windshield in intricate patterns, making me stop in my tracks to wonder at it’s magnificence. Pure magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The child who hugs me with her whole self, the one who still holds my hand in public, the one who looks at me with those baby blues and melts my soul. Tender magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The early morning sun bouncing off snow capped mountains; a golden pink alpenglow punctuating an unwelcome morning commute. Unexpected magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Leaves that twist and turn; waving at me like a beauty contestant. The universe shouting hello. Discounted magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The orange, rusts and golds of fall. The pure white of fresh fallen snow. Verdant buds pushing through frozen ground. Abundant greens bursting everywhere. Sun and sand and water and heat. Colorful seasonal magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">An owl hooting in the night. Wondering who. Who? Who? </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">A spotted baby deer frozen in her tracks. A doe who bounds an elegant retreat; all four limbs off the ground. Instinctual magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The smell of onions and garlic simmering on the stove. Hot apple cider, pumpkin pie, and pomegranates. Coffee and cream. Friends and family and red red wine. Teeth purple with the first sip. Ritualistic magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Welcoming fires that crackle and pop. Glorious smoky perfume. Pajamas and slippers, blankets slung over shoulders. Books in hand. Football on TV. Comforting magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Sheep who give wool. Wool which turns to yarn. Yarn that turns to blankets and hats, gloves and sweaters. Enterprising magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Words that spill onto the page. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Serendipity, providence, coincidence. Being at the right place at the right time. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">It’s all magic. </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">So when you ask; How’d you do that? Where’d that come from? How’d you know? </span></span></div>
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<span class="s1"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">My answer will always be one simple word: <b><i>Magic</i></b>. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Puttering, knitting, cleaning the bathroom, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">sweeping the kitchen floor. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Snow flurries, fingerless gloves, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">a fire and toasty labrador. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">A new cardigan that fits just right, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">a necklace with a cause.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">The second coffee of the day,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">a little time to pause. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><a href="http://www.skinnytaste.com/2008/03/picadillo-6-ww-pts.html" target="_blank">Picadillo</a> on the stove, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">shoes nowhere to be found.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Tears shed for <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40721320@N00/1548176766/in/photolist-3mNP1S" target="_blank">sweet old Jack</a> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">and the world goes round and round. </span><br />
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-46897221313991492013-09-05T10:39:00.000-07:002013-09-05T10:46:08.463-07:00Mama Guilt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The school year has started and my Mama guilt has begun. It always surfaces this time of year. Somehow fall (which in my mind begins with the start of school) is a time to nest. It's time to care for the house; to prep and preen and get ready for the coming of winter. It's a time to bake and make stews and have piping hot <i>fresh from the oven </i>cookies when the kids get home from school. <br />
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And then there's school -- papers to sign, teachers to meet, field trips and sports to pay for, arrangements for extracurricular activities, people to transport. <br />
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All of this -- the care of the house and family -- requires time. And when Mama also has to work time becomes very precious. <br />
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Today I will have time to clean and to bake cookies. I'll also be able to pick the kids up from school and talk to them about their day. It won't take long.<br />
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"How was your day?"<br />
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"Fine."<br />
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"What did you do?"<br />
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"I dunno."<br />
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Little will be more verbose. Yesterday she told me all about her new teacher (she likes cats) and their PE routine (it's hard!) and decoration for her locker and how she <i>just loves</i> fourth grade. I love that she still tells me all this stuff; I need to take it in and hold it close because I know these conversations will come to an end all too soon. <br />
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Alas what I'm not going to have time for today is dinner. I won't make it to the parent teacher meeting at the school. I won't make it to my son's water polo practice. I'll be going to a work event with my husband because it's the only time for me to see him. <br />
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Over the weekend both Mr. Peculiar and I will be working and we won't be especially available for the kids. I'll sacrifice some time sleeping so I can spend time with them but a tired Mama is not a Mama in top form. <br />
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I know there is beauty and benefit to my work. Because I am employed my son can play water polo and Middle has a phone from which she can tweet about One Direction (<i>I am forever calling them New Direction which a) tells you my age and b) elicits the most exaggerated eye roll from my daughter</i>). <br />
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Because I am employed we have cars and food and a roof over our heads. We have insurance and medical care and all those lovely things that come with modern society. And yet. <i>Yet. </i> That guilt still rests in my abdomen; it has settled somewhere between my kidneys and my adrenal glands and always wedges its foot solidly in my intestines leaving me nauseous. <i>Should I, could I being doing more? </i><br />
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The answer is yes and the answer is no. <i>Really there is no answer.</i> There are people who are better parents than I. There are people who are worse. I need to accept that it is what it is and I am doing the best with what I've got. A challenge to be sure. <br />
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In the meantime I'm off to take a shower and go the store for some <a href="http://joythebaker.com/2008/04/super-soft-pumpkin-chocolate-chip-cookies/" target="_blank">chocolate chips</a>. Today I'm going to do what I can do. Because really there is nothing else. <br />
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XO.Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-45242322611035989512013-06-11T11:30:00.000-07:002013-06-11T11:30:28.790-07:00Zen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I am open and raw. I've just come home from a weekend meditation retreat; two days sitting in <a href="http://www.karenmaezenmiller.com/retreats/" target="_blank">zazen</a> and two days driving by myself. Four days of aloneness. Me. Just me. And it was good. I do well with peace. With silence. It was nice to be responsible only for myself; to be pulled from my environment and put into one that was neat and tidy. </div>
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At the retreat nobody left their towels on the floor. Nobody pooped in the hallway. Nobody burned noodles onto the bottom of a pan and left them languishing in the kitchen. Nobody told me I was cruel to charge for my work. Nobody screamed at me. No life and death decisions had to be made. Nobody died. </div>
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And then I came home. The older kids were studying for finals and feeling the pressures of society and numbers and grades. Middle had a cold. Little had a second degree sunburn on her shoulders. The Mister was packing for a business trip and feeling behind, nervous and stressed. </div>
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There were dishes in the sink. The laundry was piling up. Dog fur bunnies mocked me as I walked through the house. The tomatoes needed to be watered. The chickens needed to be fed. Four quail had died and another wasn't doing well. An unexpected medical bill arrived in the mail. A sixty hour work weekend loomed in the future. I forgot to attend an online class. </div>
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My mind began to spin. <i>Why are we working so hard? Why can't we seem to catch up? Why can't we clean up? Why does everything cost so much? Why don't we make more money? Why does everybody else seem to have so much more than we do? Why are we failing? Failing! All this effort and for what? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. We've fucked everything up -- our kids, our lives, our jobs, our house ... </i></div>
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And then I remembered to breathe. <i> In and out. In and out</i>. We are employed. We have a roof over our heads. We have three amazing kids. We have insurance should something go wrong. We have food on the table. We have love. </div>
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It doesn't matter that the floors are scratched, the furniture is mismatched and the house paint is fading. It doesn't matter that the grass is overgrown. It doesn't matter if someone gets a "C" rather than an "A". It doesn't matter what school we go to or if we even go to school. It doesn't matter what our bank account says. It doesn't matter what others think about us. It doesn't matter if we are fat or thin. We are not numbers or letters. We are not our clothes, our house, our jobs or our car.</div>
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It's all an illusion. We are nothing but our thoughts. I am a woman; a woman with a menagerie. A woman with a beautiful mess. </div>
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Now I'm going to go to the kitchen. I'm going to place my hands in front of me in a position of prayer and bow to the sink. Then, quite simply, I'm going to do the dishes. </div>
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My name is Shalet and my practice is counting my breath. Thank you <a href="http://www.karenmaezenmiller.com/" target="_blank">Maezen</a>. </div>
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Namaste. </div>
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I'm struggling to express how I feel right now. The suspects in the Boston bombing have been caught. But I'm not cheering in the streets. I am not jubilant. More than anything I am sad. Sad for these men (<i>boys really</i>) who went so far astray. Sad for the people they hurt. Sad for our country and our world. And I am, once again, resolved to do what I can. <br />
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We *all* need to spread peace and happiness, love and joy. <i>Each and every day</i>. Next time you're angry, pissed off and ready to snap -- stop and think. Because you know what? That belligerent guy on the phone -- the one cursing at you? Turns out he's not really angry. He's not angry but he <i>is</i> scared. He feels like a little boy trapped inside a man's body and what he <i>really needs</i>, more than anything, is a hug. <br />
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And those people who broke into your car and destroyed your stereo? Perhaps they were hungry. Or addicted to meth. Or schizophrenic and off their medication. No matter the reason they were not in a good place to be breaking into cars. They need light and love. <br />
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And that woman who cut you off in traffic? Maybe she was worried about her Dad who was just hospitalized. Or maybe she was your co-worker who thought you should move over and you, in your own daze, didn't. But guess what? You didn't run into her and she didn't run into you. So the minute she cut you off was the minute the incident was over. No need for anger. No need to dwell.<br />
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And what about that guy who flashed our kids <i>inside the school</i>? Turns out he did us a favor. He showed us our flaws. Our children are safer for his misguided actions. <br />
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Maybe I'm just a silver-lining kind of girl. Someone who looks for rainbows through the storm. But I believe we have the power to positively change the world one interaction at a time. Of course, with each interaction, we can also perpetuate hatred, anger and negativity. So, before you act, stop and think. What do you want to put out in the world?<br />
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-15118862550367859502013-04-16T16:35:00.001-07:002013-04-16T16:35:33.445-07:00You Can't Always Get What You Want<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's no secret I want a hobby farm. Just five or ten or <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/96839978/royal-futura-800-working-manual" target="_blank">forty acres</a> to fuel my dreams. Only, at this point in our lives, we're not in a position to buy. At least <i>not yet</i>. However I've decided to be positive; to act "as if." <br />
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Now if we <i>were</i> to buy a farm we'd have to move. And we'd either need to rent out our house or sell it. Either way we'd have some cleaning and sprucing up to do. So, acting <i>as if</i> we are going to move, I'm spring cleaning. <br />
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I started in the girls' room which was scary to say the least. Cleaning that room resulted in a monumental pile of laundry. And, thus, I began a laundry binge -- determined to clean every last bit in the house. <br />
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Now midway through my laundry fest my washing machine starting giving me a "sud" error message. I'd just made a new batch of detergent using a new brand of soap. I figured it was a little too sudsy and made a note to myself that I wouldn't use that soap in the future. Then the machine took it one step further -- "F2". <br />
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According to Google the drain line was clogged. I found a drill, an appropriately sized bit, took apart the front of the machine and cleaned the filter (which, by the way, was disgusting). I put the whole thing back together, proudly dusted off my hands and continued to launder. <br />
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Of course things couldn't be that easy. Next the dryer stopped drying. Turns out I'd been a bit exuberant putting it back in place (after moving it to repair the washer) and the exhaust line was pinched off. That little issue was fixed without too much trouble. <br />
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By this point most of our clothes were clean and I, in the laundry zone, moved on to other household items -- specifically the rugs in our house. Bad idea. <i>Very bad idea. </i><br />
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The rugs have (had) rubber mats on their undersides which came apart -- into tiny tiny pieces. These pieces subsequently clogged the drain --<i> again</i>. <br />
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<i>But no fear!</i> <i> I can fix it!</i> I intrepidly removed the front of the washer, pulled out the filter, cleaned it and put the whole thing back together. <br />
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Only the washer still wasn't draining. <i>Ugh.</i> I got back in there and cleaned the drain tube in front of the filter with a chop stick. The clog broke free and a HUGE FLOOD of dirty smelly water spilled out onto my laundry room floor. <i>Yippee!</i><br />
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I mopped up the floor using every single towel in the house. While mopping I discovered a slimy mess of now wet dog food under the washer. That got cleaned too. I pulled out the washer and dryer and cleaned behind them. Then I discovered a hole in the dryer hose and repaired that. Finally I put everything back together. <br />
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Then I washed the grungy dirty towels. Halfway through the wash cycle the filter clogged again. And, yet again, I pulled the whole thing apart. This time using sheets to catch the water because there were no more towels. Of course it was more of those evil rubber pieces. <br />
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As I type I am hoping my laundry adventures are complete. The towels are still in the wash and appear to be completing their cycle. I've purchased new rugs. <br />
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I've learned a few things along the way:<br />
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1) Sometimes it's better to spend a little money (i.e. I should've simply bought new rugs).<br />
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2) New rugs cost much less than a new washing machine. Thankfully, hopefully, a new machine won't be needed.<br />
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3) "... you can't always get what you want, if you try sometimes well you might find, you get what you need." In other words -- though a sparkly clean laundry room wasn't on my to do list, nor were lessons in washing machine repair, I got both. Win-win. <br />
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4) And, finally, once the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C2W_O9BX4g" target="_blank">Rolling Stones</a> are stuck in your head good luck kicking them out. <br />
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7833171345298633065.post-89282851879415751832013-04-03T23:31:00.000-07:002013-04-04T07:55:57.400-07:00Love Yourself and Carry On<br />
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A confession: Today I did dishes and laundry. I vacuumed. I had coffee with friends. I weeded and raked leaves. I hung a window on the chicken coop and built the girls a new perch. I went to my son's lacrosse game. I took an hour and a half break when my ear was acting up. I shuffled kids to and from school. I made $2.63 (money found in the wash). <br />
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Today was my day off. My weekend. My time to decompress. It's 10:00 pm and I'm settling in with a cup of tea. I feel guilty as there are things left to do. Before I go to bed I'll switch the laundry and dust the book shelf. Then I'll lay in bed trying to decide whether or not I should pop up, <i>just for a moment</i>, to give the toilet a quick scrub.<br />
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Only here's the thing. If you were to come to my house you'd look around, smile politely and think "does this woman *ever* clean?" You'd likely wonder what I do all day. <br />
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You see my efforts are just enough to keep this place from <i>completely falling apart</i>. Nothing more. Nothing less. I am one woman. One woman with three kids, a husband, two dogs, two cats, two cockatiels and seven chickens. The odds are *not* in my favor. <br />
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Tomorrow will be the same. There will be new laundry. New dishes. New weeds to pull. People will want to be fed and driven around. There will be shoes in the living room, dirty underwear in the bathroom and dishes upstairs. If I'm *really* lucky someone might even pee on the floor. Friday I'll return to work and all that was done will be undone. <br />
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I will work, come home and begin again. Should the kids be helping me? <i>Absolutely!</i> Is it like pulling teeth to make that happen? <i>Oh yes. Yes indeed</i>. Does Mr. Peculiar help? <i>Sometimes</i>. Though he feels his time off should be just that -- time off. And yet someone has to get stuff done. <br />
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My point? Judge not lest ye be judged. <br />
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I've been chatting with lots of moms. Many of us are in the same boat -- working and trying, as best we can, to maintain a household. We are not lazy. Rather quite the opposite. But we are all decidedly human and can not accomplish Herculean feats. So let's be kind and understanding and forgiving; both of ourselves and others. <br />
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It's easy enough to clean a corner, take a picture and throw it up on a blog. I'm as guilty as anyone for editing out the clutter. I just want you to know that behind most pretty pictures lies disarray. Embrace it for what it is - <i>a beautiful mess</i>. Love it, love yourself and carry on. <br />
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Today was a day to eat the rainbow; a green-colored juice, <a href="http://peculiarmomma.blogspot.com/2013/02/juice-recipe-orange-julius.html" target="_blank">an orange-colored juice</a> and a gorgeous raspberry-colored juice (which I am currently enjoying). We've had spinach, kale, ginger, apples, carrots, sweet potatoes, a pineapple, oranges, coconut and celery. Quite varied and quite delicious (if I do say so myself). </div>
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Tonight's juice is another creamy one; a texture that satisfies the tummy. And the color? Well it couldn't be prettier. Serve in a clear glass and add a straw for maximum enjoyment. </div>
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<u>Ingredients:</u> (makes ~ two 20 ounce servings)</div>
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3 medium beets (including tops)</div>
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2 oranges, peeled</div>
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2 apples</div>
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2 stalks celery</div>
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4 carrots</div>
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A nub of ginger (approx the size of your thumb)</div>
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Rinse beets and celery well. Slice apples to fit in juicer. Juice all ingredients. Serve and enjoy!</div>
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<br />Shalethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03644972485935137427noreply@blogger.com0